stunt-cipher-mayhem invites listener support

spinning dancer

Carpe diem quam minimum credula postero

every Friday afternoon from 2-4, but considering nostril dominance, a variation on nasal cycle and thus which side of your brain drives not only perception, but also all of the finer (though clearly not finite) charitable instincts, especially on this 10-26,

clockwise or counter, today is declared the listener’s turn. Engagé.

Tune in and become one with the spin.

Our number remains vertically linear, an up and down motion at your fingertip – 828/258-0085.

And stunt-cipher-mayhem invites you to seize this opportunity to contribute on this first final Friday of this autumnal 8th (Oct) /slash/ 10th (Oct) month of a peculiar calendar featuring two Roman Imperial and Titular Dictators (Julius & Augustus), keeping it all in the family, skewing the name/numbers of all subsequent months, and ultimately associated with a bland hair style assumed by all at WPVM especially for this fund and fun drive,caesar head

while we hereby additionally declare a 13th month of 32 days from now on known insipidly as “George”

and inserted you-know-where

as indicated by our stony eyeballs and

if truth were in fact absolute. But we here at WPVM, turning up our noses at all things linear, do prefer to emphasize cyclical time,

which leads to my unanimous [secret] decree considering, of course, your eclectic listening gratifications, and without, of course, consulting anyone else (in true imperial style and according to [see above] precedent).

In any case, CDs offered as gifts (once again) shall be featured for each divergent listening bewilderment(s) and suspected to be thereby – a distributive delight.

Such that this partially explains our cyclical request for your cash contribution.

So, please don’t wait – give us a call at 828/258-0085.

All else must remain classified. Believe me; it’s for your own good.

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